Cambridge Inn
2014-07-29 06:15 - 2014-08-02 14:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary, my dear Watson.
If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Also? I can kill you with my brain. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.

Petrox Oil Company
2014-09-15 12:23 - 18:23 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary, my dear Watson. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.
Elementary, my dear Watson. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.
Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!

Chapman, Ross E Esq
2014-10-30 19:55 - 21:55 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Steve Holt! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Really? Did nothing cancel? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.
I’ve opened a door here that I regret. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Guy’s a pro. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s why you always leave a note!
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech?

Scat Enterprises
2014-12-23 12:30 - 19:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, mother? Whoa, this guy’s straight?
Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I cannot abide useless people. How did your brain even learn human speech?

Little Sheet Metal Co
2015-01-17
I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Guy’s a pro. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Marry me. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … I cannot abide useless people. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

Smart Home 2019
2018-01-04 06:45 - 2021-01-04 09:45 UTC | LA Stadium, 2 King Street, La, United States
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Web Design Meetup
2018-01-08 08:00 - 2023-03-15 17:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk) | LA Stadium, 2 King Street, La, United States
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Event Schedule

Opening
8AM - 9AM

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9AM - 12PM

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Tea Break
12PM - 2PM

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Media Time
2PM - 5PM

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Sony Winter Expo
2021-01-10 08:00 - 2024-01-31 17:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk) | Big Hall, 109 - 113 Shaftesbury Ave, Soho, London, United Kingdom
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