Goal Setting Event

Lowy Limousine Service
2014-09-16 09:00 - 17:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. Elementary, my dear Watson. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!
Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Guy’s a pro. We just call it a sausage. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself.
It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Petrox Oil Company
2014-09-15 12:23 - 18:23 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary, my dear Watson. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.
Elementary, my dear Watson. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.
Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!

Olympic Graphic Arts
2014-09-06 08:30 - 14:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Whoa, this guy’s straight? I care deeply for nature. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I care deeply for nature. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?
Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.

Ballard Spahr Andrews
2014-09-04
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.
Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. I cannot abide useless people.
You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles.

National Medical Excess Corp
2014-09-01 00:15 - 05:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.
I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles.
Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. How did your brain even learn human speech?

Warner Electric Brk & Cltch Co
2014-08-14
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.
First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. How did your brain even learn human speech? Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I’m afraid I just blue myself. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me.
Whoa, this guy’s straight? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.

Cambridge Inn
2014-07-29 06:15 - 2014-08-02 14:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary, my dear Watson.
If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Also? I can kill you with my brain. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.

Calaveras Prospect
2014-07-27 02:15 - 06:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary, my dear Watson.
Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Elementary, my dear Watson.
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.
I cannot abide useless people. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

Hammill Mfg Co
2014-07-25 17:15 - 2014-07-26 10:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I care deeply for nature.
That’s why you always leave a note! I’m afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Little Sheet Metal Co
2014-07-21 20:30 - 21:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. I cannot abide useless people. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech? You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right.
Elementary, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident

Hasting, H Duane Esq
2014-07-21 11:00 - 2014-07-24 16:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Also? I can kill you with my brain. How did your brain even learn human speech? First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.
Let’s go be bad guys! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.
Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

GroupX Fitness
2014-07-19 10:45 - 14:45 UTC
Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Guy’s a pro. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I cannot abide useless people.
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage.

Central Perk
2014-07-18 07:00 - 14:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Let’s go be bad guys! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Steve Holt! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.
That’s why you always leave a note! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Marry me. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Guy’s a pro.
Steve Holt! I care deeply for nature. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’

The New iPhone X
2014-07-17 - 2014-07-18 | Big Hall, 109 - 113 Shaftesbury Ave, Soho, London, United Kingdom
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Megadodo Publications
2014-07-15
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary, my dear Watson.
Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident

Beutelschies & Company
2014-07-10 22:00 - 2014-07-16 06:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people.
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. Elementary, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’
Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.
Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.

Case Foundation Co
2014-07-08 02:45 - 06:45 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
I’ve opened a door here that I regret. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.

Sams Corner Store
2014-06-30 18:30 - 23:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?
I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Whoa, this guy’s straight?
How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything.
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.
Elementary, my dear Watson. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.

Sams Corner Store
2014-06-29 01:00 - 06:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather
Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back!

Brian Haavisto > Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
2014-06-25 21:15 - 2014-06-26 04:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely!
Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Also? I can kill you with my brain.
Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Let’s go be bad guys!
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Atlantic Northern
2014-06-23 07:15 - 14:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for nature.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I cannot abide useless people.
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. How did your brain even learn human speech? Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

American Council On Sceince, Helth, Religion, and Spelling
2014-06-22 12:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’
Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Arthur Silberman: Life is too complicated in the morning.
2014-06-19
Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Whoa, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. That’s why you always leave a note! What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles.
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.

Windsor, James L Esq
2014-06-15 14:30 - 16:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Really? Did nothing cancel?
If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right.
I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?
Marry me. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ We just call it a sausage. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Also? I can kill you with my brain. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. How did your brain even learn human speech? Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.

20 20 Printing Inc
2014-06-14 13:00 - 2014-06-15 03:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Marry me. That’s why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. We just call it a sausage. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Elementary, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall.

Dill Dill Carr & Stonbraker Pc
2014-06-10 23:15 - 2014-06-11 06:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! I’m afraid I just blue myself. Guy’s a pro.
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary, my dear Watson. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Elementary, my dear Watson. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!

Widget Corp
2014-06-08 04:45 - 07:45 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. That’s why you always leave a note! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary, my dear Watson. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary, my dear Watson. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.

Primatech
2014-06-06 12:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely!

Barrytron
2014-06-04 23:03 - 2014-06-06 15:29 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel?
Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ …
Marry me. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

Post Box Services Plus
2014-06-04 10:15 - 16:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. How did your brain even learn human speech? Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Marry me. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
